The Borowitz Report: Joe Manchin Cedes Title of Most Despised Democrat in History to John Fetterman

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4. He has always been pro-Israel, and that morphed into pro-war

Nowadays, he's just spouting Chump's agenda to anyone who will listen.

I live in Pittsburgh and I can remember the days - not too long ago - when Fetterman was a progressive Democrat. But that all changed after his election to the Senate and by then he had suffered the stroke. My personal thought is that Chump is blackmailing Fetterman with threats to deport his wife and her family. (There's no direct proof but it's highly suspicious.)