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LuckyCharms

(23,061 posts) Thu May 7, 2026, 01:41 PM May 7

Just got back from the weed dispensary. [View all]

You have to show your driver's license when you enter.

I handed it to the young woman and said "I just turned 21".

She looked at my license and said "Well, you don't look your age".

I said "really"?

She said "really".

So I dramatically got down on one knee, took her hand, looked her in the eye, and said "Will you marry me"????

She laughed and said "YESSSS"!

We were both laughing.

Hahahaha!

It was all fun and games until I realized I could not get up off the floor while on one knee. A guy from the back counter ran up and helped me up.

When I got home, I told my wife that I asked another woman to marry me, and she said yes.

My wife patted me on the head and said "That's nice, Lucky", and walked away.

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Just got back from the weed dispensary. [View all] LuckyCharms May 7 OP

Is that true? FalloutShelter May 7 #1

Yep. lol LuckyCharms May 7 #2

That's hysterical. FalloutShelter May 7 #3

Well, at first it was... LuckyCharms May 7 #4

Fixd. That was pretty incoherent. OAITW r.2.0 May 7 #33

. LuckyCharms May 7 #5

Lol Faux pas May 7 #6

To be fair... LuckyCharms May 7 #7

Maybe not Faux pas May 7 #22

Thank you that's very kind... LuckyCharms May 7 #23

Lol in my world Faux pas May 7 #24

In my world as well... LuckyCharms May 7 #25

I know a good potential partnership when I hear one. Harker May 7 #27

You and me, Harker? LuckyCharms May 7 #28

Yes! Harker May 7 #29

. LuckyCharms May 7 #30

... Harker May 7 #31

Your wife is the one with wit in your family. NNadir May 7 #8

Be careful if you plan on punching me in the eye... LuckyCharms May 7 #10

Well I assume the music will be the Greatful Dead. NNadir May 7 #14

Never Heard The Dead ProfessorGAC May 7 #35

There are two with in walking distance from my home, one of which is about 1/4 mile from the high school. NNadir May 7 #39

That story elicited the best laugh I've had all day. That'll teach you to do all LoisB May 7 #9

I'm glad you laughed! LuckyCharms May 7 #11

No worries. I recently attempted to scrub the kitchen floor on my knees. I think LoisB May 7 #18

LC, you are a hoot! BeneteauBum May 7 #12

Thanks BB... LuckyCharms May 7 #13

At least you were in the right place BaronChocula May 7 #15

I have a low tolerance... LuckyCharms May 7 #21

Me too BaronChocula May 7 #34

Forget Disneyland, Dr. T May 7 #16

Yep, always all smiles in there! LuckyCharms May 7 #20

You must be high! PJMcK May 7 #17

I'm not, but wish I was! Enjoy! LuckyCharms May 7 #19

I'm glad you rebounded from last Friday's post OAITW r.2.0 May 7 #26

The young...??? LuckyCharms May 7 #32

Tried to fix this 4 times...so I'll try responding this way. OAITW r.2.0 May 7 #36

Is the parenthesis messing it up? Try it without one... LuckyCharms May 7 #37

Probably a quirk code I'm not aware of. OAITW r.2.0 May 8 #42

It won't let me change my reply on copy/paste. OAITW r.2.0 May 7 #38

Ha! I love it when stuff like that happens! LuckyCharms May 7 #40

Of course, I concur. OAITW r.2.0 May 7 #41