Welcome to DU! The truly grassroots left-of-center political community where regular people, not algorithms, drive the discussions and set the standards. Join the community: Create a free account Support DU (and get rid of ads!): Become a Star Member Latest Breaking News Editorials & Other Articles General Discussion The DU Lounge All Forums Issue Forums Culture Forums Alliance Forums Region Forums Support Forums Help & Search

LuckyCharms

(23,494 posts)
23. You know...
Sun Jul 5, 2026, 12:17 PM
Sunday

You may know by now that I'm kind of oblivious to things. I'm usually thinking of 6 things at once, which means I'm not really paying attention to any one thing.

Our conversation this morning was kind of a continuation of last night, because I was all hassled up last night over something and my mind was wandering.

She approached me with a tape measure and asked me to measure the circumference of the bottom band of the bra she was wearing because she was going to buy some new ones.

So, I did that, and while I was doing that, I took notice of her bra and noticed the underwire (again, I never really pay much attention to things like that). I kept my mouth shut, but I thought to myself "How in the hell do people wear things like this"?

I'm sorry to read about your growth spurt, because that actually does sound very painful.

To the best of my knowledge, I've never experienced a growth spurt in my testicles, because you know me...I'd be on here complaining about it! You would see an OP something like "JESUS CHRIST, MY TESTICLES JUST TRIPLED IN SIZE! HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO ANYONE ELSE"?



Recommendations

4 members have recommended this reply (displayed in chronological order):

Has the romance gone out of the marriage? The erotica has been tamed. Norrrm Sunday #1
That's what a romantic conversation sounds like... LuckyCharms Sunday #2
*snort* ha! Monsieur_Grumpe Sunday #3
Thanks for providing a new perspective for about half of us, LuckyCharms. Bumbles Sunday #4
Just don't sit on someone else's nuts. 2MuchNoise Sunday #7
I got in trouble at work once. LuckyCharms Sunday #14
Prayer. Tetrachloride Sunday #5
A truly profound conversation, LC. Thank you for sharing. I will niyad Sunday #6
OK, I LOL'd at that! Ocelot II Sunday #8
You gotta be married a long time to have such a profound conversation! Nt Trueblue Texan Sunday #9
It does happen occasionally but never brought it up with anyone chicoescuela Sunday #10
I was just thinking yesterday, after taking an inventory of my aches and pains, 70sEraVet Sunday #11
That's what Hanes briefs are for, imho! SidneyR Sunday #12
I love this! FormerOstrich Sunday #13
Sounds very romantic! LuckyCharms Sunday #19
This thread reminded me of one of my favorite "dirty" jokes... 3catwoman3 Sunday #15
. LuckyCharms Sunday #16
Thanks for keeping us abreast of the situation there.... Escape Sunday #17
Excellent! LuckyCharms Sunday #18
Hahahahahahahaha! Not often that i actuslly KPN Sunday #20
Mrs. L.C. must have an awesome sense of humor FakeNoose Sunday #21
Hahahaha *snort, snort * Niagara Sunday #22
You know... LuckyCharms Sunday #23
Whenever you're feeling oblivious to things Niagara Sunday #25
LMAO! LuckyCharms Sunday #26
Lol! Niagara Sunday #28
That reminds me MIButterfly Sunday #29
Thank you! I rarely laugh these days. question everything Sunday #24
OMG. That's way too 😁 😂 😀 🤣 😁 😂 😀 🤣 😁 😂 😀 🤣 funny. Srkdqltr Sunday #27
Latest Discussions»The DU Lounge»I had a deep, profound co...»Reply #23