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25. Whenever you're feeling oblivious to things

Sun Jul 5, 2026, 01:15 PM

Jul 5

There was an image that I wanted to share but I can't find it in my photo hoard.

Anyway, a wife's underwire came out of her bra in the the washing machine. The husband found the underwire and was clueless and thought that the wife's underwire was a part of the washing machine falling apart. He investigated the washing machine for awhile. I wonder how often the wife let this go on for to be honest.

So don't feel bad about being "oblivious".

Apparently it's lawn mowing day and I haven't had a shower yet. I had to move the hummingbird feeder because when my SO moves the feeder he empties the feeder by moving the entire shepard's hook. I have to make another batch of hummingbird feed today anyways but I had to put on a bra to go outside and move stuff around.

Yeah, I never had anything like that happen to me like that growth spurt. I'll never forget about that I'm sure.

Oh, Lucky! I could see you doing something like that too!

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I had a deep, profound conversation with my wife this Sunday morning. [View all] LuckyCharms Jul 5 OP

Has the romance gone out of the marriage? The erotica has been tamed. Norrrm Jul 5 #1

That's what a romantic conversation sounds like... LuckyCharms Jul 5 #2

*snort* ha! Monsieur_Grumpe Jul 5 #3

Thanks for providing a new perspective for about half of us, LuckyCharms. Bumbles Jul 5 #4

Just don't sit on someone else's nuts. 2MuchNoise Jul 5 #7

I got in trouble at work once. LuckyCharms Jul 5 #14

Prayer. Tetrachloride Jul 5 #5

A truly profound conversation, LC. Thank you for sharing. I will niyad Jul 5 #6

OK, I LOL'd at that! Ocelot II Jul 5 #8

You gotta be married a long time to have such a profound conversation! Nt Trueblue Texan Jul 5 #9

It does happen occasionally but never brought it up with anyone chicoescuela Jul 5 #10

I was just thinking yesterday, after taking an inventory of my aches and pains, 70sEraVet Jul 5 #11

That's what Hanes briefs are for, imho! SidneyR Jul 5 #12

I love this! FormerOstrich Jul 5 #13

Sounds very romantic! LuckyCharms Jul 5 #19

This thread reminded me of one of my favorite "dirty" jokes... 3catwoman3 Jul 5 #15

. LuckyCharms Jul 5 #16

Thanks for keeping us abreast of the situation there.... Escape Jul 5 #17

Excellent! LuckyCharms Jul 5 #18

Hahahahahahahaha! Not often that i actuslly KPN Jul 5 #20

Mrs. L.C. must have an awesome sense of humor FakeNoose Jul 5 #21

Hahahaha *snort, snort * Niagara Jul 5 #22

You know... LuckyCharms Jul 5 #23

Whenever you're feeling oblivious to things Niagara Jul 5 #25

LMAO! LuckyCharms Jul 5 #26

Lol! Niagara Jul 5 #28

That reminds me MIButterfly Jul 5 #29

Thank you! I rarely laugh these days. question everything Jul 5 #24

OMG. That's way too 😁 😂 😀 🤣 😁 😂 😀 🤣 😁 😂 😀 🤣 funny. Srkdqltr Jul 5 #27