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usonian

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2. Drunk and firing guns: The teens or the police?

Reply to cbabe (Original post)

Thu Jul 9, 2026, 02:39 PM

Thursday

Inquiring minds want to know.

In unrelated SATIRE news, two teens seeking a pizza from Tony's Pizza Napoletana were driven by a Waymo to Pizza Hut instead, after the auto locked the doors and sped off.

Asked why, the auto simply replied, "Capitalism, Comrade, Tony was outbid on our online ad auction."

Satire now, a way of life SOON.

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Drunk and firing guns: Police detain 2 teens after a joy ride in a Waymo in Northern California [View all] cbabe Thursday OP

So you don't get them for Careless and/or Wreckless driving, what do you get them on? Technically, they weren't driving SWBTATTReg Thursday #1

Drunk and firing guns: The teens or the police? usonian Thursday #2