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muriel_volestrangler

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Mon May 11, 2026, 10:53 AM Yesterday

Excerpts from Chief Justice John Roberts' High School English Essays [View all]

“Whether in the nouveau riche West Egg or the old-money East Egg, housing restrictions are a reasonable tool for maintaining property value and historic neighborhood character.”

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“Huck shows great disrespect for the Court’s precedent in Dred Scott when aiding the fugitive Jim, presumably due to liberal indoctrination by the Widow Douglas.”

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“Simply wearing a small red letter A is no great burden, and it would infringe upon the free speech of the rest of the town were Hester Prynne not to wear it.”

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“The Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglass relates only his own views on slavery; we cannot properly assess the merits of his book without giving equal time to his slave owner.”

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/excerpts-from-chief-justice-john-roberts-high-school-english-essays

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