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SocialDemocrat61

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3. Due to low attendance at the State Fair

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jul 1, 2026, 07:15 AM

6 hrs ago

stood in front of the White House with an arrow ad. Tried to spin the ad but got dizzy and fell down on the road and was run over by a truck. His jacket got caught by the axel and was dragging down Pennsylvania Avenue for two miles. Cut loose when his jacket ripped and crawled on to the sidewalk and was shot by an ICE agent who thought he was a homeless immigrant.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex 7 hrs ago OP

"Uggh! My patience has worn thin!" hlthe2b 7 hrs ago #1

Looked in the mirror and scared himself to death. no_hypocrisy 7 hrs ago #2

He still thinks he looks like he did 45 years ago. LisaL 6 hrs ago #5

Yup. surfered 4 hrs ago #23

Due to low attendance at the State Fair SocialDemocrat61 6 hrs ago #3

You do have an enjoyable imagination. Biophilic 6 hrs ago #4

ROFL😂😂 malaise 5 hrs ago #7

No but malaise 6 hrs ago #6

Want to see fireworks? KS Toronado 5 hrs ago #8

Like that!!! bdamomma 5 hrs ago #11

+1. The death of the monster will be celebrated worldwide. dalton99a 4 hrs ago #27

trump's funeral will be a national holiday LetMyPeopleVote 2 hrs ago #30

I think you mean "formally adjudicated a rapist"? LymphocyteLover 5 hrs ago #9

Stroked out over birthright citizenship ruling? SheltieLover 5 hrs ago #10

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 5 hrs ago #12

Maybe your bottle could sue for alienation of affection by intentional infliction of emotional distress? SheltieLover 4 hrs ago #20

It is certainly worth a try!!! niyad 4 hrs ago #21

... SheltieLover 4 hrs ago #22

Go Trump, go Trump, go Trump. We are all cheering for you to go. twodogsbarking 5 hrs ago #13

Mistook for a whale and harpooned during a blubber harvest Blue Owl 5 hrs ago #14

Finds out that his mother Blumancru 5 hrs ago #15

We bow to your vision! niyad 4 hrs ago #19

Strokes out when he learns... WestMichRad 4 hrs ago #16

In hell The 700 club is on every channel. twodogsbarking 4 hrs ago #17

Not until after he rakes in $100 billion dalton99a 4 hrs ago #18

And the GOP is ok with it!!! surfered 4 hrs ago #25

100%. dalton99a 4 hrs ago #26

Unfortunately, Death is flirting with a senator from Kentucky right now and may be too distracted Maeve 4 hrs ago #24

Captured by the Iranians surfered 3 hrs ago #28

+1. How the Parthians treated the richest man in Rome: dalton99a 2 hrs ago #29