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LuckyCharms

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20. Maybe...

Tue Jan 13, 2026, 04:37 PM

Jan 13

I'll put on the chick magnet, go there, put a bunch of food into paper bag, run back out to the car, drive home and eat the food in front of the TV in my underwear after taking off the chick magnet, and leave her there with her new boyfriend!

Thanks for the good idea, Jose! I knew someone would have the answer!

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The house phone rang... [View all] LuckyCharms Jan 13 OP

People still dance together, Lucky? Diamond_Dog Jan 13 #1

Diamond_Dog LuckyCharms Jan 13 #3

NO! Diamond_Dog Jan 13 #6

I'm "thinking about it" Diamond_Dog. LuckyCharms Jan 13 #9

Respectfully requesting dweller Jan 13 #2

Well, I'll post pics if she takes any... LuckyCharms Jan 13 #4

This post is Traildogbob Jan 13 #5

I'm afraid it's been "pre-decided". LuckyCharms Jan 13 #7

😂😂 Traildogbob Jan 13 #8

The two most important words a married man can learn are, "Yes, dear." rsdsharp Jan 13 #10

I've learned that... LuckyCharms Jan 13 #11

Oh, you have a voice, but if it's not saying "Yes, dear," rsdsharp Jan 13 #14

🐥🐥🐥 🧲 Donkees Jan 13 #12

But...but... LuckyCharms Jan 13 #13

''Ya gotta do it, Joey!'' Donkees Jan 13 #15

Oh shit, I thought I deleted that post! LuckyCharms Jan 13 #16

Let's address the elephant in the room... JoseBalow Jan 13 #17

Yes, it's a dinner dance I'm told. LuckyCharms Jan 13 #18

Well that makes the decision easier! JoseBalow Jan 13 #19

Maybe... LuckyCharms Jan 13 #20

Just call me The Wolf JoseBalow Jan 13 #21

My vision is a little wonky today... LuckyCharms Jan 13 #22

It is! JoseBalow Jan 13 #24

Saw that movie twice in a theater... LuckyCharms Jan 13 #25

Just call me the breeze LuckyCharms Jan 13 #23

Just call me JoseBalow Jan 13 #27

I'm calling now. "The telephone is ringing" LuckyCharms Jan 13 #29

Hello? JoseBalow Jan 13 #32

Hello? Where's Juggy? LuckyCharms Jan 13 #33

Isn't it cold, flu and covid season, Lucky? Niagara Jan 13 #26

That's the one reason she hasn't said yes yet. LuckyCharms Jan 13 #28

I didn't work my 2nd job today Niagara Jan 13 #30

Oh no. I'm so sorry to hear, Niagara. LuckyCharms Jan 13 #31

Thank you, Lucky Niagara Jan 13 #34

You'll wind up going, True Dough Jan 13 #35

Easy... LuckyCharms Jan 13 #36

You'll be doing True Dough Jan 13 #37

There you go again... LuckyCharms Jan 13 #38

In that case, True Dough Jan 13 #40

Please improve your moves first... LuckyCharms Jan 13 #41

Ha! True Dough Jan 13 #42

. LuckyCharms Jan 13 #39